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The Workout

Let me take a moment to tell you about my asshole friend, Nick Wagner. You guys remember Nick, don’t you? Former soccer player at SVSU who has destroyed me on the basketball court (read about it here) and in a stairwell (read about it here). Well today he destroyed me on the football field, as more »


Hair Raising

I’m a real man’s man. I eat red meat, play sports, shoot guns, and shit thunderbolts. When I get hurt, I rub a little dirt on it. When I lift weights, I grunt like a Brontosaurus. And when I flex, any radio within a 40 meter radius automatically starts playing “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC. Needless to more »

Death by Soccer

I stood there for a second or two, drinking in the moment as I stared past the goalie into my own destiny. I had been training nearly my whole last half hour for this opportunity and I knew I’d have but one chance to see all my hard work and dedication come to fruition. I more »