I hate having a little girl. Ok, maybe that sounds harsh. Don’t get me wrong, I love my daughter. She is my angel and fills up every ounce of space I have in my heart. But that doesn’t mean that I like dealing with all the extra stuff that comes with having a four-year-old daughter. more »
Category Archives: Parenting
I have a confession to make: I’m the worst dad in the world. At least that’s how I’m perceived in the eyes of my six year old, who was sentenced to an early bed time tonight. He got 10-15 (hours) for felonious refusal to clean up our shit show of a living room. The jury more »
My son learned how to ride a bicycle sans training wheels two weeks back and has been spending an awful lot of time riding around the driveway since. When I first learned how to ride, I was fortunate enough to have a home with a giant paved driveway to practice on. Even better was the fact we more »
I have a cute little story to tell you if, in fact, you find things like little girls swearing like drunken sorority girls as funny as I do. A couple weeks back I shot an episode of Big Funny Blog “Bad Parenting Advice” where I fielded a fake question from a fake reader about what to more »
Last week the Mrs. and I loaded up the mini van with little Wolvertons and headed down to the Great Lakes Crossing mall where a new aquarium just opened. If you’re not from Michigan and haven’t heard of Great Lakes Crossing, just imagine the Mall of America only with way less cool shit and five more »
On this episode of Bad Parenting Advice, I tackle questions about whether you should have kids, how to work with a struggling reader, and what to be when you grow up.
For the most part, I feel like I’m a pretty good dad. I read to my kids before bed, I take them to the park, and if they claim there are monsters under the bed I waltz right into the room with a baseball bat and a sack of door knobs ready to start swinging. I’ve even more »